Haberdashing

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I was married to two very handsome men in my life and neither one of them ever owned a suit. I come from a small town, so did my two husbands, so I’d have to say that was probably our main problem. Tailored suits weren’t part of anyone’s fashion repertoire in those Tastee Freeze communities we grew up in, unlike, say, the Levis jeans and Guy Harvey t-shirts we most often see Florida panhandle boys wearing. For the boys I loved, dressing up meant wearing a Columbia shirt and Dockers, for goodness sake.

It took a little bit of traveling before I realized that I didn’t have any proper training in fashion. I had to meet the right men and women ‘from out-of-town’ before I started to notice all that I didn’t know up to that point: that there are snappy-dressing people who shop in department stores more iconic than Gayfers or Dillards. I was in my forties before I noticed real men and women in seriously impressive clothes, clothes that were made well. I realized I loved seeing for myself people who looked, incidentally, like the ones in the Vogue I liked to read. It clicked! Fashion magazines feature dresses, suits and shoes that you can actually buy and wear yourself.

Men’s suits in particular are a weakness.

A man in a fitted suit who also happens to smell delicious is just about more than most women (like myself, anyway) can handle. Many years after my life with my two dashing husbands, I acquired a trophy boyfriend who owned several pretty snazzy suits, taking everything to a whole new level. They were tailored suits, too. It seemed indulgent to me at first. Like expensive watches, for instance. I would comment arrogantly that “no one in the world knows what you paid for that watch,” as I rolled my eyes. Then, I found myself out with him one evening, eating a quiet dinner in a sexy restaurant, and in the strangest feministic turn of events, women passing our table stared at him and then tossed their chins over at me as if to say, “Yes, girlfriend. Yes.” Unspoken approval, woman to woman, and recognition that I was with a well-dressed man. I never forgot it.

Now, I am almost finished raising a young man of my own. We are on the home stretch for Homecoming dances and Junior-Senior Proms and the world of mall tuxedos and thrice-worn ironed khakis with colored ties faced us down once again a few weeks ago. Preparing (again) to drop a few hundred dollars on rentals and more new bowties, I made the decision to dress him well this time. His moment had come. We’d finally crossed over the awkward lanky years of tiny waists and weekly growth spurts, and his height thankfully plateaued. His once-bony shoulders are broad and muscular like his dad’s now.

I knew it was finally time to get the kid a real suit.

We made an appointment with a haberdasher. Don’t know what that is? I didn’t either. But it’s a men’s clothing salesman and even in our small-ish town, we have reputable stores like Men’s Wearhouse who do an amazing job of fitting and tailoring a blossoming young dude with a snazzy designer jacket and pants, an ensemble that will carry him through the next few years of college interviews, friends’ weddings and frat house dinner mixers. It wasn’t cheap (by my standards), but the proof is in the pictures. He looks like an adult, he looks like he knows how to mingle in a crowd… indeed, he looks rather respectable instead of just being handsome. He doesn’t look like he comes from a town with a roadside produce stand. I figure that if I can buy him $7,000.00 worth of braces, I can certainly get him a nice suit before I send him off into the world.

What he smells like will be up to him.

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About Dawn Quarles

Dawn Quarles is a high school political science and American history teacher who moonlights as a blogger and writer. She lives on Pensacola Beach, Florida.

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4 Responses to “Haberdashing”

  1. Joann says:

    That’s about the same time that my son got his first suit as too. It does make a difference and yes, he looked great. His entire group did.

  2. Kellum Kirchharr says:

    Ben looked so well dressed, I knew that was all you. Perfect time to buy him a grown up suit. By the way, my husband wears a suit everyday to work and I know exactly what you mean! 😊

  3. Nancy says:

    I thought he looked so handsome in his suit when I saw the pics from homecoming. Job well done, Mom.

  4. Carrie Ricksecker says:

    Did the same thing for Bryan. He now needs the waist lot out!!!

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